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No Leads To Your WEbsite, AKA: No-Date-For-Prom-Itis

Does your website lack any return visitors, or have your site visits fallen off? Is it failing to get any lead conversions from real people? Has it been more than 3 years since you have had real work done on it? Has it been built by a do-it-yourself solution, or did Jonas in your uncle’s basement design it for you? 

This can be a touchy subject, nobody wants to hear that their baby is ugly. If your website is suffering from any of these symptoms, it is probably suffering from the Ooglay disease known as No-Date-for-Prom-Itis. 

Other symptoms of No-Date-for-Prom-Itis include: 

  • It is very unattractive, or unpleasant to look at
  • It is offensive to the eye
  • It is displeasing in appearance
  • Nobody compliments your website
  • People don’t call you back after they have seen it
  • You or other staff members are afraid or embarrassed to give out the domain name

If this is your website, don’t worry - there are treatment options available for No-Date-for-Prom-Itis.


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Jennifer Bailey

Written by Jennifer Bailey

Enchantress of marketing strategy, digital development and creative spell-craft at Story Collaborative. Among rolling green hills and peaceful forests, an enchantress lived a quiet life surrounded by children and nature. But this enchantress was just as comfortable in the wilderness of the internet as she was in the wilderness of rural Virginia. With deep roots in digital marketing, Jennifer Bailey has 15 years of experience in cultivating organizational growth through conversion optimization, web development, search engine optimization, content development, and social media.